I need something sophistocated, yet amoral.
24Nov2009

 http://shitbrix.com/mindfuck/happy-family

24Nov2009
Name: MonicaTumblr Name: monicaftwBirthday: March 15Age: 17Location: Vomitville, NJ.Current school/job: Currently employed as a professional rogue.Sexual orientation: StraightStatus: I’d say keepin’ it straight playa. Random fact about yourself: I’ve never been to Disney.Hobbies/Interests: HU$TL!N, reading, music. Do you smoke/drink: No thanks brahFavorite Tumblr blogs?: hermmmm. Why Tumblr?: Because I like to be creeepy.

Name: Monica
Tumblr Name: monicaftw
Birthday: March 15
Age: 17
Location: Vomitville, NJ.
Current school/job: Currently employed as a professional rogue.
Sexual orientation: Straight
Status: I’d say keepin’ it straight playa.
Random fact about yourself: I’ve never been to Disney.
Hobbies/Interests: HU$TL!N, reading, music.
Do you smoke/drink: No thanks brah
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: hermmmm.
Why Tumblr?: Because I like to be creeepy.

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24Nov2009
fuckyeahvoldemort:

hogie:

Further Support for Team Voldemort

fuckyeahvoldemort:

hogie:

Further Support for Team Voldemort

Originally from fuckyeahvoldemort
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24Nov2009

mmmm im bored :]

karenmay:

SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1) Bridges
2) Wet paper
3) Not getting into college
4) Flunking out of law school
5) Being unemployed
6) Turning into my mother
7) People who are too nice

SEVEN THINGS YOU LIKE THE MOST
1) Great Expectations
2) Middle Eastern food
3) Sweater tights
4) Train travel
5) Tea and teacups/mugs
6) Museums
7) Being alone

SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1) My copy of Great Expectations >_>
2) My phone charger
3) My iPod charger
4) Socks…
5) All my books, actually
6) Textbooks
7) ummmmmm

SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1) I want a nose piercing more than anything right now
2) I am a nihilist pessimist pretentious…human?
3) I’m Greek
4) I lived in Sweden when I was younger
5) I used to ballroom dance
6) I like most kinds of tea
7) I have never been to Disney

SEVEN THINGS YOU PLAN TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1) Get my nose pierced
2) Travel to Morocco
3) Learn to play the banjo
4) Get appointed to the Supreme Court :>
5) Live in Washington DC
6) Actually be happy for more than five minutes at a time
7) Read the complete works of Shakespeare

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1) Write research papers
2) Be pretentious about music and movies and books
3) Put my legs over my head
4) Text and type really quickly
5) Speed read
6) Speak in public
7) Argue like a pro

SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T DO
1) Dance
2) Commit
3) Declare a major, because I haven’t been accepted yet. ffuu-
4) Eat fruit. I am allergic.
5) Put my hair up without clips
6) Wake up at six in the morning
7) Laugh at normal things

SEVEN THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU TO THE OPPOSITE SEX
1-7) I’m done

SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST

1) indeed
2) go away
3) heh heh
4) oh
5) right
6) naturally
7) sure

SEVEN CELEB CRUSHES
1) ZQ obviously.
2) ..
3) …
4) ….
5) …..
6) ……
7) …….

SEVEN PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SEE/TAKE THIS TEST

chances are i won’t see it :)

Originally from karenmay
24Nov2009
(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
hahaha there’s one of these near my house.

(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)

hahaha there’s one of these near my house.

Originally from fuckyeahslightlyamusing
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24Nov2009
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(via paulasparks)

Originally from paulasparks
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24Nov2009

i hate teenage girls, no offense.

jessykinns:

foreverunfulfilled:

iloveyoudear:

(via blackwoman)

you’re seventeen.

you’re a teenager too.

haha, burn.

someone’s gonna need icee for that burn. Oh and i’m a teenage girl :3

 saaaaaaaaame

Originally from jessykinns
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24Nov2009
amortentia:

she is such a fierce bitch. i love it.

 holy crap she looks awesome here

amortentia:

she is such a fierce bitch. i love it.

 holy crap she looks awesome here

Originally from amortentia
22Nov2009
malfoyismyking:

thescarletletter:

sexual:

more victoria secrets steam punk
via media.onsugar.com


 hahaha, not gonna lie… it thought those were snitches….. ;)

 that is fucking awesome

malfoyismyking:

thescarletletter:

sexual:

more victoria secrets steam punk

via media.onsugar.com

 hahaha, not gonna lie… it thought those were snitches….. ;)

 that is fucking awesome

Originally from malfoyismyking
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22Nov2009
onthewing:

holdlovestrong:greatestfallofalltime:hello-therelove:sxebill:denisegen:xinftw:-xd:

my left eye is really tired

onthewing:

holdlovestrong:greatestfallofalltime:hello-therelove:sxebill:denisegen:xinftw:-xd:

my left eye is really tired

Originally from onthewing
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